Issues 100 - 51
issue no.100 :: Hysterical Paroxysm
We are in good form. Imagine, ONE HUNDRED issues. We're getting grey, we are.
issue no.99 :: End of the World
we predict it's going to be quite the event. even if we lack the perspective to properly exaggerate just yet.
issue no.98 :: Dalliance
an excerpt from a novel-in-progess from the desk of the Time: a novel author.
issue no.97 :: Curiousity and Poor Eyesight
feeding the pigeons.
issue no.96 :: Ninety Six
looking at things sideways.
issue no.95 :: Counter Culture
Is there a global conspiracy or have we hit upon something completely wrong and made up?
issue no.94 :: Ticklish
possibly the most unannounced portion of the series yet!
issue no.93 :: Ag Caint Seafóide
ice cream and singing, though the ice cream only be an analogy.
issue no.92 :: Sane Will Not Be Out This Week
a stunned silence fell over the land, got up, brushed itself off, and carried on it's way.
issue no.91 :: Roue de Paris
this is not a jazz bar, this is not a jazz bar, this is not a jazz bar.
issue no.90 :: Chickens Are Complacent Ducks
I want you to take a deep breath, grasp your left ankle, and hop around Rockefeller Centre three times, the entire circuit.
issue no.89 :: Apple of My Eye
if you've an apple stuck in your eye it's very difficult to see the wind sneaking up on you. But that's okay.
issue no.88 :: Slippery When Hyper
A quaint little story about... shadows, and sparrows. Sort of.
issue no.87 :: No Time Like The Present
arguably, this issue sucks. like a void.
issue no.86 :: Speech, Song, Silence
something about sheep and edicts.
issue no.85 :: Are Those Clouds or Mountains?
Sterneian proportions of luck.
issue no.84 :: Póg Mise
issue no.83 :: All Bouncey
we're big, fat liars. or thin, but we tend to wear baggy clothes to look fatter.
issue no.82 :: Spontaneous Combustion
supertart beta launches, at long last. Other than that, nothing happens this week.
issue no.81 :: Loveseat
Sentimental discourse from a loveseat, as there is really no better place for it.
issue no.80 :: The Parable of the Rock and the Other, Bigger Rock
A delightful parable.
issue no.79 :: Absence Makes the Heart
The scenery is lovely, anyway.
issue no.78 :: Giant Rutabaga Invades Chile
A giant rutabaga invades Chile.
issue no.77 :: In Stygian Cave Forlorn
England's turned off our heat again.
issue no.76 :: Une Tarte Super
we consult the Shandean system, yet again. this time with different results.
issue no.75 :: You Can Only Go North
happiness comes in many different forms. including tea.
issue no.74 :: Sa Speir
argumentative things like free will and mimes.
issue no.73 :: Big Spicey Jamon Plush Toy
this isn't madrid, but, judging from the amount of ham, you'd think it was.
issue no.72 :: Prawn Vindaloo, Bon Nuit
small dogs do bite hard.
issue no.71 :: Effluvia
issue no.70 :: Perambulatory I Am Not
okay, so I mention chickens again.
issue no.69 :: Ein Heldenlieben
truly, truly heroic. of sorts.
issue no.68 :: A Stoírín
trousers are always causing problems.
issue no.67 :: Aisling
what happens when you mix pleasure and business and turtles.
issue no.66 :: Donegal Express
this one goes out to all the lovelies. here's to you, lovelies.
issue no.65 :: Unrelated Interstitial
a quick break with Sleep(s) on Chickens.
issue no.64 :: Physical Laws in Madrid
we take a quick jaunt to the future, in our serial, our lovely, lovely serial.
issue no.63 :: Hard, Fast, and Beautiful
back on the space ship, back on the throw pillows, back in the tight space-jumper.
issue no.62 :: Romulus and Remus
there is not one single mention of a ferret in this entire story. for this week,anyway.
issue no.61 :: Interlude
a break from the routine/serial
issue no.60 :: Remember Paris Again
the saga continues! yeah!
issue no.59 :: Remember Paris
aboard an alien ship, and throw pillows.
issue no.58 :: Hello, Hello
issue no.57 :: Any Key
silverware, and one possibly not great day.
issue no.56 :: Romanticism, An Anthology
hordes of women could await, you, too.
issue no.55 :: Incandescent Reverie
camels, my dog coffee, and a toadstool.
issue no.54 :: Summer in Britain
stuff we've talked about before. in our delightful fashion.
issue no.53 :: Hell Hath No Fury
Archimedean principles are a very tricky thing to do properly without a ruler.
issue no.52 :: The Haywain
I like our Sun. it's nice. and notably not a Blackhole.
issue no.51 :: Things I've Learned
fire exits, escapes, and all sorts of variations on that theme. we really need to think about archiving these things better.